This storyI was just shocked. Whither business? Is it right that the business done for the people, is no longer relevant? Then who will pay you money for your madness? Okay, enough of emotions - to business.
On his trip to Russia, I had already written a few posts. But the climax, after which I want to put a point in the sea of negativity, in which I had to plunge to become the story of the airline S7 formerly Sibir, writes a blog about life in China .
Everything that happens in this life, for the better! I almost immediately thought of this when in Beijing late for the plane. No, I have not slept, did not get stuck in traffic, he was not drunk or even hung in the arms of his beloved wife. I did not know that the third terminal at Beijing airport before landing to get a special monorail train. So after registration, peacefully sipping coffee in STARBUCKSe. Well, that's too late
Baggage me back in an hour. A representative of the S7 which was present in the same terminal, said to send me on the next flight will be only two days and money back I do not shine. Well, okay, not in money happiness I thought (and their kolichestve.Shutka) and bought a ticket to Yanji the morning flight, which made it to the border with Russia, and there is a bus - up to Vladivostok .
And nothing, and had to fly back the same S7 - tickets werepurchased in advance. With me cousin flew with a young son (2.5 years) and her friend. They themselves do not travel in the Chinese adept - so I pretended representative of the volunteer movement.
Three hours before the flight, we arrived at the airport. After the announcement of registration, got in line and
No was then was. The computer refused to register me on the flight. An employee of the company advised to contact the box office.
Inoffices woman looked at me as if I was the representative of an alien civilization, and spit out a strange noise it were not clear. Her other passion - football! She deftly manipulated kicked me back to the registration, saying that it is - they are the problem and let me record the handles. Well, ie, all data are entered independently.
Returning to registration I hung I refused to register and have advised me to go to a representativeof S7 which checks the passports of passengers at the entrance to the registration area. It was here the most important!
But she could not do anything. Mysterious word COMPUTER removal of the brain to all! Well, people have not yet learned to use it!
She advised me to apply a moment, take a breath in Mos-CVU! In how! I've already thought of Putin himself will call, because only he have easily sort out all the problems. No it does not work in this (I'm starting to love this abbreviation S7) dashing company - he-ah-ah-ah-amy chief in the country. A tk other such talented not, my bad thing - it's a sneaking doubt.
But have not yet had a vocabulary dyuzhim spokesman. She quickly began to explain to me that they are not to blame, it's all the Warsaw Convention. Like, we have something so "for", and here they are oh, damn crooks.
That's porridge! Warsaw Convention -Who's that? This is it all up and put the computer as a gift, so you can not serve passenger, you paid money for a ticket? This it turns out, stick in the aircraft wheel sets, and then place those passengers who could not fly because of the hundreds of reasons (her invented yet), sold on the black market Similarly, rogues! Russian ships to overseas no name!
I was given a Moscow telephone central office S7 and said that only they and no one else can do anything on a computer Well, just to work Bill Gates took! - I was inspired. And that, simply call and ask: Well, how are you, Bill? I am here, my friend, because of your puzzles with computers nichrome can not fly in China .
Neeeee Bill respected man, this is not his doing. Russian bungling and incompetence here rocks!
15 minutes, especially spotted, listen to music It is now fashionable as your answering service companies today do. It's like a disco called
Hang up and call back again. I hear a voice get! I sly-shu of los! Hurray!!!
Girl, I say And she said: it into the cash you need to handle.
That's fucking football club! He would know, he went to buy tickets to the sports complex. They have to see, places to change.
I go back to the cashier. Before planting is 15 minutes. Left winger says to me that she does not know how to renew my ticket, and she juggles so famously pupils of the eyes. And it is not able to do before departure! (I do not whether it is attributable to the Warsaw Convention? - Thoroughly beginning to suspect )
Arrived, the girls - address my fellow traveler. They are generally terrified. Without my Chinese on the other side is not a step to step.
Okay, let me get a new ticket - surprised myself. And hands the football Assou money.
I write out a ticket and a light jog as Time really is running out, I start to move towards registration.
Stop! Now get some rest Because it is only the middle of the story.
COMPUTER MAKES ME TO REGISTER!
Hey, it should be treated allergic to me! Run anti-virus, or the Warsaw Convention did not you give?
Nothing calms me down and sent a representative to the premises, where manipulating the phone and the keyboard of another computer, trying to negotiate with the infernal machine. Nichrome, put his computer! With the loser is not going to talk
And here, the Russian fires savvy. And where it was before I bought a new ticket? Similarly, in collusion with the convention, I'm sure.
Representative of the number on the ticket says the seat with a ballpoint pen, and sends me to the plane. Fu like otmuchilsya.
Fly to Beijing, and then change to the next plane. Just like clockwork. Here we are on the plane had taken their seats, so I even dozed off I withdraw green streets Haining, the sun radiant More in my sleep breaks some terrible cry, after which I realize is not sleeping A child my cousin and she stopped breathing, crying literally throws it in my hands with a plea for help.
I really do not know that in times like this is included in my head, but the decision comes at lightning speed. I put my fingers in the baby's mouth and start to decompress. It helps Irina, mother Artemkina. He began to breathe
Flight not understand what was happening. Cause doctors and offered to drive us to the hospital. The question, and then how we get to Haining, meet - without problems. There are planes, and we'll put you on the next flight.
Next, we were examined and returned to the airport. Guy, but not healthy, but the situation has been controlled. Today is not about him, to come up.
Contact the box office and hand the ticket. A mine in return - this ticket is valid!! Oh crooks And yet, today, the airline, her mother, S7 is not. Tomorrow. Come morning or call to Moscow!
With calls to Moscow, I already know, and the airline so beautiful I love forever.
We buy tickets again and get to the house.
And for myself, I decided that it's better to you, the airline S7 pays the Warsaw Convention. My money you do not see. And I understand that people like you, not even upset. One passenger more, one less
passengers. So it turns out: Fly Aeroflot! Well, let's try
